Throughout his life, motormouthed Tamale Mirundi was controversial .
Here are some of his notable quotes.
1.If God gives a girl beauty without brains, it’s the private part which suffers.
- You’re a woman you have attended more than 15 weddings this year and you’re still single not yet married. Are u a cake or a tent?
- If Miria Matembe is a strong woman, why didn’t she give birth with her knickers on!
- If you go to a bar, spot ugly all the girls first and if they start looking beautiful it’s time for u to go home.
- How can u ask a Muslim whether to be served fried or roasted pork?
- Some men don’t know how to Romance women.. They only play with their nipples as if they are tuning radio stations.
- You cant say the Bishop asked all virgin girls to show up and a Nnalongo( mother of twins) shows up
- However much u shake your small man, the last drop belongs to pants.
- You complain of fuel prices as if u bought the vehicle thinking it consumes milk.
- If a Nnalongo (mother of twins) leaves a lodge limping,don’t send there a virgin
- Never be scared when an impotent man sits next to your wife
- Some fools instead of sleeping, are busy texting someone’s gal friend.
18.A girl can only undermine a man’s size if never been raped before
- If you are a poor man and you date a rich man’s house girl, never make a mistake of making her pregnant or else you have nowhere to eat food
20 If it’s true you are a Muslim and the price of pork rises why do you join those striking.
- He who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelly fingers
- How can a thief be the one to advise you on the kind of padlock to put on our house’s door?
- The cardinal Priest cannot fundraise for a witchdoctor’s shrine
- You can’t get married and remain a virgin
- You don’t booze, have no girlfriend but you still complain of being broke yet your friends that empty bars are building and excelling
- I am like a car exhaust, I face where I am coming from.
- I am the president’s dog, I attack anyone who comes near his fence
- A baby can play with the mother’s breasts but not de fathers testicles.
- However big the number of rabbits are, they can never equal a single lion.
- Its foolhardy for a cat seeing a farmer getting out the milking can( to milk) and it runs away.
- When thieves break into the house and your wife says, husband make sure they don’t enter the third bedroom, know she is part of them.
- The job(Presidential press secretary) was like a flight where you find yourselves aboard and if the plane gets a problem, you all perish. We all have different journeys and that was mine.
- Museveni is the Queen (Elizabeth II)’s heir.
- When moving to a certain direction and see no vehicle or anyone coming from there, I will change direction.
- If it was about showing might, in-laws would go to the bride’s family for introduction naked.
- Mbabazi(Amama) is like a builder who made sure while building, the house is weak so that when he returns, it is easy for him to break it.
38.When a boat accident happens and you see a crocodile rushing to the scene, don’t think it is coming to save lives.
- You cant say a man who has been hungry the entire day is the one who spoilt the toilet paper.
- I have been a hangman, killing only those brought to me. Now that I have retired, I won’t be responsible any more
